One thing that you really must watch out for when you’re traveling through the duck forest is litter. Make sure that you don’t accidentally drop something that a duck might take, ingest and GO CRAZY ON!!!
Namely soda. Ducks are highly reactive with soda pop. I might even go so far as to say that an unopened can of soda pop is one of the worst things for a duck. A duck will beat himself black and blue just to get the soda open. He will smash the top with his beak, which causes a very loud racket. then the bubbly liquid sprays all over the duck because the churning of the can has caused the soda to fizz. This causes even more racket. once the fizzing subsides the duck decides to take a soda bath, and dumps all the soda onto his back. This creates an odd, yet somewhat pleasant scent to emenate from the duck. however, if the duck gets angry at the soda for fizzing all over him, the duck will roll around in the mud and try to shove twigs into the can to make the fizzing stop. These actuons simply cause a chain of chemical reactions to take place. I am not going to go through the grizzly details, but, needless to say, an explosion is the end result. the smoke and flame is rather painful and smells horrid!
please do not feed the ducks soda pop.
the ducks are currently setting off a chain explosion!
