Ducks in Trees

As you may(or may not) know, young ducks must go to school. from the moment they’re formed they’re thrust into a rigorous training session where they learn how to survive as a duck. They learn how to evacuate the forest, how to find food, how to build a tree house, etc. It doesn’t usually take that long for ducks to learn these skills because they are somewhat instinctual. Once ducklings have learned these skills they can choose either to fly the coop, or go on to specialty studies.

Like humans, Ducks don’t make a huge impact unless they go to college. They are mediocre at best at doing the things that their species values. High flying, far traveling, mess making, music, architecture, interior design, wood working, and the study of plant matter are few of the many college studies that ducks pursue. The cockiest ducks out there are those that study medicine. These ducks are boastful and proud! They do not bother to keep their racket down, they openly study for everyone to see. They like to yell when they’re talking about medicine, and when they’re partying with friends they’re usually the life of the party.  If you give them illegal substances(such as limburger cheese) they go CRAZY!!!! You don’t want to see it… or maybe you do…

Currently the PA ducks are sad because the illegal substances have been confiscated.