Ducks in Trees

Ya know, at first you wouldn’t say the ducks are the type to traverse Rock Concerts, but you’d be surprised. Ducks love the junk food, the occasional alcoholic beverage, the sights and smells. They thoroughly enjoy the chance to run around in between people’s legs and squawk as loud as they can. Why? You way ask? Well, the explanation is simple, Rock concerts are loud. Ducks are loud. They can just sneaky sneak around, and no one will notice. Even if they haven’t taken a bath in a while, and they smell putrid, they can’t be found because the smell of trashy food, sweaty bodies, and axe body spray overpowers their nutty woodsy smell. Occasionally the smells of illicit/alcoholic drugs/beverages also overpowers their smell. Oddly enough, ducks thoroughly enjoy the occasional rave party. Drunk and High people tend to be best friends with Ducks. Scientists suspect that it has to do with their lack of judgment and awareness at the time. Needless to say, when the guitars are blazing loudly, the ducks are singing their own version of their song.

Currently the ducks are singing “Down with the Sickness” At a Disturbed concert.